Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 04, 2024

The wife will do some pivotal pushing if he doesn’t lie back down.

Gary also does his Dick Nixon impression at night.

While considering what to do about his acid reflux, Gary discovers the problem has mysteriously abated.

Sally wishes he would pivot to the floor or, better yet, the living room.

Sally is thinking twin beds might be a good idea.

At least Gary is showing Sally his good side.

How comfortable can cardboard jammies be?

Time for separate bedrooms. Usually it’s caused by snoring, but still the best solution.

Are we sure that’s really Gary? He looks like Richard Nixon to me! (I am not a crook ✌️)

Actually, it’s divotal thinking – Gary chunked some easy shots on the back nine & Sally had a better score (again).

Gary should be doing his pivoting in private.

Gary’s wife wishes he’d go pivot someplace else.

The Midnight Sulker?

Do it on the floor. You’re aggravating your wife.

Meanwhile Sally is worried about which way the.. wind? blows

This is why so many marriages are destined to fail. It’s just too difficult to maintain balance standing on a bed in a darkened room while someone’s making one side of the bed sag. Run from the bed sagger, Gary.

Unfortunately, for Gary, all of his pivotal thinking is for naught.

Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

Maybe he’s thinking “ I wonder why I have only 4 toes?”

Every time he pivots the cat takes off.

When you’re in bed, that’s the time you think of what you should’ve have said to that rude guy.

Gary will do his pivotal thinking when he gets around to it…

With that body pivotal is out of the question…..

Gary’s pivotal thinking is riveting for Gary, but not so much for Sally.