These folding “chaise lounge” [American for chaise longue one supposes] chairs have been rickety and so poorly built the last few decades that they barely last one camping trip with friends.
One evening, while enjoying cheese and crackers, along with an “adult entertainment beverage,” I called my slowly collapsing contraption a “cheesy lounger”… which then morphed into cheese lounger.
Seems to have caught on. Now we all do — with or without the cheese, crackers, and / or said beverages.
I have a folding camp stool with a webbing-strip seat. The first time I unfolded it, my cat spent five minutes figuring out how to sit on it without paws slipping through. She stuck with it, though, because it was the highest, most comfortable seat in siight and was rightfully hers to use.
marilynnbyerly 6 months ago
Too much brandy in the tea cup?
Steve Bartholomew 6 months ago
Because he could.
oldpine52 6 months ago
It was the closest Jerome could come to putting it where people are always saying it is.
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
Purely unintentional, my Dear. I dropped my coffee and was trying to grab my cup before it hit the ground.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 6 months ago
To see what was on the other side.
Because it was there.
Cause my friend Joey said he did it and had a blast.
Joey double-dog dared me!
Kiba65 6 months ago
Just so funny…
seanfear 6 months ago
It’s a mystery for another day, Dolores. Now get him the hell outta there!
Mountain Meg 6 months ago
Try jumping up and down on the chair.
-Saint- 6 months ago
Dolores is jealous, she wanted to be the first to do it.
ladykat 6 months ago
Because he could.
Doug K 6 months ago
I’d like to know how.
P51Strega 6 months ago
A political attack ad came on the radio.
purepaul Premium Member 6 months ago
Some things can’t be explained. For Jerome, most all can’t.
ChessPirate 6 months ago
It must have been the thrill of the Chaise…
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MuddyUSA Premium Member 6 months ago
Jerome was hoping she would not ask that question only because he has no answer!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago
Because.. there was no sand and remember that story about ostriches.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
He’s having a private conversation with his friend Patty O. Furniture.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
kinda like why people climb a mountain, only different!
Phormer PharOut Faro Pharaoh TotTot Ketchupem 6 months ago
Murray always dives headlong into every activity.
cfkelley 6 months ago
He was aiming for his rear end but he missed.
Phormer PharOut Faro Pharaoh TotTot Ketchupem 6 months ago
An anecdote, fwiw:
These folding “chaise lounge” [American for chaise longue one supposes] chairs have been rickety and so poorly built the last few decades that they barely last one camping trip with friends.
One evening, while enjoying cheese and crackers, along with an “adult entertainment beverage,” I called my slowly collapsing contraption a “cheesy lounger”… which then morphed into cheese lounger.
Seems to have caught on. Now we all do — with or without the cheese, crackers, and / or said beverages.
Happy Friday, Ballardonians!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 6 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
Dropped a quarter.
mistercatworks 6 months ago
I have a folding camp stool with a webbing-strip seat. The first time I unfolded it, my cat spent five minutes figuring out how to sit on it without paws slipping through. She stuck with it, though, because it was the highest, most comfortable seat in siight and was rightfully hers to use.
FireAnt_Hater 6 months ago
She’s familiar enough with his mishaps to take them in stride!
cracker65 6 months ago
Jesus Christ. Did she look that bad?
Bilan 6 months ago
As you can see, he hasn’t had his caffeine yet. You try managing a chaise lounge when you’re half-asleep.
ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago
“Because second place is for losers”.
Shikamoo Premium Member 6 months ago
Jerome faceplanted on his chaise longue.
Chris Sherlock 6 months ago
It wasn’t his idea. Sometimes, chaise lounges just attack.