Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 02, 2024

Thinking is the least expansive thing about Edmond.

sounds more like “explosive” thinking ….

He looks like he’s full of gas.

Edmond’s chemicals come in a bottle labeled " Scotch "

I’ve seen people that are just hot air.

Ellen’s solution may be a bit diluted.

Technically true. About us and every other entity in the cosmos. So what?

Dust in the wind

His statement seems to have been a catalyst to get her chemicals twittering

“Ugly bags of mostly water.” From STNG.

Edmond believes in better living through chemistry and none of that trendy exercise or heath food fad that’s going around.

He’s hoping for some “co-valent bonding” with Ellen this afternoon.

Good morning Balladeers!

Yes, we are.

“Howdza like to mix a few and see what happens?”

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Hubert secretly toys with the thought of playing Monty Python’s “Galaxy Song” to Ellen, just to see her reaction.

Harold wanted to see Ellen’s chemical reaction.

The mere mention of :black holes" makes Ellen’s heart flutter.

We now continue with more Adventures with the Dow Family Fortunes over most of these airwaves…

Let’s tell Ellen about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

that’s deep

Well, Edmond has expanded quite a bit in the time he and Ellen have been together, so it makes sense he’d be an expansive thinker.

how about expansive waistlines?

she prefers expansive to expensive…