Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 06, 2024

Walter perfects his Gargoyle imitation

must be love at …. some sight

You would howl too, if Emma hit you where she hit Walter.

Madiene sticks a finger in her ear to ensure she doesn’t succumb to his primitive mating call of the wild.

That’s what used to be called a “looney,”hence “looney bin” is where they housed them.

Madiene is, yet again, turning off her hearing aid. (Great “Ballard” name,….mywifeslover!)

Walter is the Alpha Male of the house’s pack.

She must bring out the animal in him.

She’s pretty use to it. It’s his time of the month.

It’s just another one of those monthly full moon days.

In the evening, she usually sends him out on the porch.

I’ve seen that expression before, even made it myself. It involves a hammer, a missed nail and a thumb.

Good morning Balladeers!

The wolves are not amused.

Walt is just signifying he’s “Hungry Like a…”, well, you know…

And Emma adjusts her Hearing Aid…

Florence is deaf in her left ear, she forgot to position herself on the other side of the couch.

He must want to go to London.

Given where his hands appear to be, is it ecstasy or pain?

….only when Walter is in heat…………..

Neutering might help calm the savage beast.

Esther is often asking Walter: “Howled are you anyway?”

Ahhhh…………….but is he hungrey like the wolf?

To this day, Walter continues to try to locate his people.

Maddy remains unimpressed at Walter’s version of Smokestack Lightnin’.

must’ve been raised by…..

I used to work with a science fiction and fantasy club at my alma mater. One night, the meeting ended, and everyone walked out of the student union to a full moon. At that moment, everyone howled in unison unprompted. Good times. Walter should find his own pack.

He looks like he’s doing a cheek sneak fart to me. :)

Walter once again angles to be dubbed “Dances with Divans”.

Walter howls like a wolf but looks like a lunatic. Madiene does what she can.

Good evening, Ballard Dears!

walter’s practicing for a duet with louie over at overboard…

If he keeps it up much longer, Madiene will give him a lobo-otomy.