Shirley she’s crazy
whatever she used, hope it’s alright.
A threat to be met with direct contact with the eye by her right fist.
Unless I am much mistaken, she appears to be putting ice cubes into a cloth napkin. That could certainly be construed as an impromptu ice pack for Perry’s shiner. Regrets perhaps?
Shirley sharpens her fingernails. At any given time in Ballard there are people wearing eye patches.
Shirley nails Perry in the eye with an ice cube. That’s cold!
Like fighting fire with fire,
… Shirley fights direct eye contact with direct eye contact.
Dating after 65 is not without its hazards.
Yeah, Perry’s wife Shirley does not take direct eye contact between Perry and Linda, passively.
Now, back away slowly, maintaining eye… No, wait! Perry! I mean…
Perry needs to learn to Parry.
And she will pelt you with ice cubes.
Perry moves slowly, but Shirley knows he’s there.
Shirley is one of those ladies that needs to be bagged. Had Perry slipped a bag over Shirley’s head he would still have both eyes.
Good morning Balladeers!
Serves him right for asking her to make him a Dirty Shirley with a little Hanky Panky on the side.
And DON’T disturb her while she is picking nits out of her hair.
well, ain’t that a poke in the eye…?
At least she didn’t go full Medusa on him and turn him to stone…
How is Perry just learning this now?
Good evening, Ballard Dears!
“Don’t call me Shirley”
C about 2 months ago
Shirley she’s crazy
seanfear about 2 months ago
whatever she used, hope it’s alright.
oldpine52 about 2 months ago
A threat to be met with direct contact with the eye by her right fist.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 months ago
Unless I am much mistaken, she appears to be putting ice cubes into a cloth napkin. That could certainly be construed as an impromptu ice pack for Perry’s shiner. Regrets perhaps?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 2 months ago
Shirley sharpens her fingernails. At any given time in Ballard there are people wearing eye patches.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 2 months ago
Shirley nails Perry in the eye with an ice cube. That’s cold!
Doug K about 2 months ago
Like fighting fire with fire,
… Shirley fights direct eye contact with direct eye contact.
mywifeslover about 2 months ago
Dating after 65 is not without its hazards.
P51Strega about 2 months ago
Yeah, Perry’s wife Shirley does not take direct eye contact between Perry and Linda, passively.
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
Now, back away slowly, maintaining eye… No, wait! Perry! I mean…
rhpii about 2 months ago
Perry needs to learn to Parry.
ladykat about 2 months ago
And she will pelt you with ice cubes.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
Perry moves slowly, but Shirley knows he’s there.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago
Shirley is one of those ladies that needs to be bagged. Had Perry slipped a bag over Shirley’s head he would still have both eyes.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 2 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
Strappy McButtleesh about 2 months ago
Serves him right for asking her to make him a Dirty Shirley with a little Hanky Panky on the side.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
And DON’T disturb her while she is picking nits out of her hair.
gopher gofer about 2 months ago
well, ain’t that a poke in the eye…?
JP Steve Premium Member about 2 months ago
At least she didn’t go full Medusa on him and turn him to stone…
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
How is Perry just learning this now?
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Good evening, Ballard Dears!
jensensteve165 about 2 months ago
“Don’t call me Shirley”