he’s lighting his own way forward
Now he just needs one for his head so he can burn a candle from both ends. apologies to Edna St. Vincent Millay.
He’s leaving a light on in case someone shows up.
Now he can wax the hair off of his toe knuckle.
He will never convince me that that is a birthday cake. Where’s the frosting, huh?
Alarm clock ?
A classic narcissist foot fetish
Ah, the pleasures of seclusion.
Good morning Balladeers!
Allen does spend too much time by himself – something we all greatly encourage & appreciate.
Take a good man to light a candle on his toe, well done Allen. You’re obviously fitter than you look.
Toe be, or not toe be. In a few minutes, that will be the question…
Allen doesn’t hold a candle…
I don’t care what you old granny use to say, that ain’t going to cure that toenail fungus!
Allen’s always been light on his feet.
Gordon? Is that you?
Put him on AGT.
Studying light, the foot candle. Have the fire extinguisher ready when you do this. The candle burns brightly, and is HOT!
He’s in Good Company.
And probably should not be allowed to play with matches. :)
when that candle burns down allen’s really gonna curse the dark…
Allen gets perverse pleasure in giving himself a hot foot.
And we are not surprised. There’s no way that toe is just a year old.
seanfear about 2 months ago
he’s lighting his own way forward
oldpine52 about 2 months ago
Now he just needs one for his head so he can burn a candle from both ends. apologies to Edna St. Vincent Millay.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 months ago
He’s leaving a light on in case someone shows up.
Doug K about 2 months ago
Now he can wax the hair off of his toe knuckle.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 2 months ago
He will never convince me that that is a birthday cake. Where’s the frosting, huh?
BigBoy about 2 months ago
Alarm clock ?
mywifeslover about 2 months ago
A classic narcissist foot fetish
morningglory73 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Ah, the pleasures of seclusion.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 2 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
-Saint- about 2 months ago
Allen does spend too much time by himself – something we all greatly encourage & appreciate.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago
Take a good man to light a candle on his toe, well done Allen. You’re obviously fitter than you look.
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
Toe be, or not toe be. In a few minutes, that will be the question…
rhpii about 2 months ago
Allen doesn’t hold a candle…
mokspr Premium Member about 2 months ago
I don’t care what you old granny use to say, that ain’t going to cure that toenail fungus!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
Allen’s always been light on his feet.
bobbyferrel about 2 months ago
Gordon? Is that you?
ArcticFox Premium Member about 2 months ago
Put him on AGT.
crazeekatlady about 2 months ago
Studying light, the foot candle. Have the fire extinguisher ready when you do this. The candle burns brightly, and is HOT!
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
He’s in Good Company.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
And probably should not be allowed to play with matches. :)
gopher gofer about 2 months ago
when that candle burns down allen’s really gonna curse the dark…
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
Allen gets perverse pleasure in giving himself a hot foot.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
And we are not surprised. There’s no way that toe is just a year old.