Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 21, 2024

this is where you plug in the wire …. but you have to guess where on your own …

I believe I Can Fly

Stan has lift off. He hasn’t had lift….nope not going there….

Stan gets a little closer to escape velocity

He needs a tail rotor.

Time to head for New Jersey.

What do you mean? Can’t you tell? Remember, it’s Saturday!

How to scratch your nose and trim your hair at the same time.

A practical use for drones.

TODAY’S LIMERICK.

There was a young fellow called Stan, Who had an incredible plan. He abandoned his flight, Cos nothing went right, When bird cack extinguished his fan.

You haven’t been hanging out in New Jersey, have you?

Open the skylight, Quick!

Was going to leave a comment about not scratching your nose, but fuzzbucket beat me to it an hour ago, so now I got nothing, sorry.

Don’t bend your elbows!

How are those fans powered?

♪♫ That magnificent Stan in his flying machine.

He goes up, Tiddley up, up,

he goes down, Tiddley down, down… ♪♫

Good morning, Ballard Dears!

Jersey Mike’s door dash.

Quick! Bring out the bathroom scale!

“I’m gonna fly Marge!”

He bought the equipment at a whirlybird special.

“Now what?” is not a question you should ask on Ballard Street.

@Qiset – You nailed it! Very funny!

The wife is just jealous.

Pretty sure I saw that guy over New Jersey

Whew, wear some deodorant.