Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 04, 2025

as a leftie myself, I say congrats!

A decidedly sinister celebration

His celebration will become somewhat more energetic if he lets that sparkler get a little closer to his forearm.

If he’s workin’ his way down…I’m outta here.

Gene was advised this would happen, even to the detail of which body part would be involved: “forewarned is forearmed”.

It’s just a light celebration — from the sparkler to the candles and lamp and the helium balloons — everything is all light — which is all right with the left forearm.

It’s nice to show gratitude.

Gene gave his right arm to be ambidextrous.

TODAY’S LIMERICK.

There was a young fellow called Gene,

Who’s hobby was not very clean.

It involved his left arm,

And a jar of skin balm,

It’s disgusting and also obscene.

Celebrate the miracles that you have.

And well he should, that left forearm has served Gene well and deserves to be recognized.

And a very nice forearm it is, too.

Two Arms! Two Arms! = Forearms

(¬_¬)

Thanks fore the memories.

Good morning Balladeers!

He will be calling 911 when sparks from the sparkler he is holding in his right hand start a fire!

After he catches fire. :)

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Im left-handed and I demand my rights!

Just wait ’till he decides to celebrate his rectum.

to celebrate his left arm is only right, if to say that isn’t going out on a limb…

Sparklers and bare skin do not pair well.

If he was four armed he could have double the fun.