Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 03, 2019

The thirteen year old girls I know are taller than this.

We were at the amusement park and my aunt told the funhouse attendant that my brother was 4 years old to get him in for free. I kept going, no auntie he is 5! LOL!

One of my husband’s many good qualities is his honesty. Our youngest daughter is a tiny thing – a good two inches shorter than her sister – and while we could have gotten her into movies and such at a lower price, he insisted on giving her correct age at ticket booths, etc. Quite often, the clerk would be so startled at his honesty, they’d give us the discount, anyway.

C’mon dad, show me the money.

Every parents dilemma. Then in a few years its about getting a seniors discount.

This is how to teach your children to be good little republicans – and don’t forget to get them a smart ‘phone so they can access the Russian news service, “Face Book”, and improve their vocabulary by following Trump’s “tweets”.