Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 01, 2019

Maybe that is how he sees so well. It’s because of all those eyes from the distilled potatoes.

“It depends on the source of your vodka, Senator.”

No. Definitely no Russian influence, Comrade.

And that factory they built in Mitch’s state.

Old Joke. Two American agents destroyed Boris Yeltsin. Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.

Ah… We have another piece of the puzzle as to why Belfry is a complete doofus.

Hello vodka…….

We’ve also heard rumors that you have very expensive tastes in fish eggs as well.

What’s terrifying is that the vodka may be a solution rather than a problem.

No strings on Belfry. Unlike tiny.

That explains why he spends so much time on the floor of the Senate.

Too much wodka, you will womit…

Ole Sen. Batson D. Belfry is certainly not as Kremlin-controlled as Moscow Mitch and Leningrad Lindsey. He certainly isn’t an agent provocateur like Red Square Rudy, or Pravda Pompeo.

We must diligently investigate the roles of Black Russians and White Russians.

Smirnoff solves most problems when used properly.

And their tendency to shoot down airliners.

Nyet!