That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 16, 2019

Claude kept telling himself: Just one more joust and then I can retire.

Funny, his armor doesn’t look that rusty.

The sword can function as a can opener in a pinch.

For some reason, Paul hasn’t taken a bath for years.

Nickname is Rusty.

Slaying the dragon was a piece of cake. Now he has to tell Lady Druzilla why he missed their first anniversary. He’ll need thicker armor to survive the encounter with her.

“Damn it. I just remember the joust isn’t ’til tomorrow.”

“You wonder what the king is wishing tonight?

He’s wishing he were in Scotland fishing tonight!

What occupies his time while waiting for the bride?

He’s searching high and low for some place to hide.

And oh, the expectation,

The sublime anticipation

He must feel about the wedding night to come.

Well, I’ll tell you what the king is feeling tonight:

He’s numb!

He shakes!

He quails! He quakes!

And that’s what the king is doing tonight!"

— Camelot

Sir Reginald sitting on the “throne”.

You kids! Don’t make come over there!

LOL!

Sir Reginald at the airport: I am in boarding zone 4. It is not honorable to stand and line up until your boarding zone is called.

TSA agent: Sir you have to remove all metal before stepping through.

Sir Reginald sits on the “throne”/ His armor’s as heavy as stone./ “Where IS that damned page ?”/ he thinks, in a rage/ for he can not arise alone.

Getting ready to go tilt at windmills…

sweet jeezus, where’d i leave the dw40 this time…?

“Well, at least – I’m not dead yet!”

His nickname is “Rusty”

Reg wondering how he stabbed himself in his knee

Another great moment in phallic portraiture.

By your sword you shall live, and you shall serve your brother; but when you grow restless you shall break his yoke from your neck.” Genesis 27:40

Who turned off the lights?

“Some day my vanity about having good hair will get me killed. But until then – NO HELMET!”

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”

Man in Armor or The seated armed Man: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Corot,_Homme_en_armure_dit_aussi_l%27Homme_d%27armes_assis.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. Other versions has strip coloration.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/corot_jean-baptiste-camille.html 

http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/corot/corot_bio.htm 

http://www.macconnal-mason.com/Corot-Jean-Baptiste-Camille-DesktopDefault.aspx?tabid=45&tabindex=44&artistid=197267 

https://www.encyclopedia.com/people/literature-and-arts/european-art-1600-present-biographies/jean-baptiste-camille-corot 

https://www.princeton.edu/~graphicarts/2012/10/corot.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=110 

http://www.avictorian.com/Corot_Camille.html 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/c/corot/biograph.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/992 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/camille-corot 

http://www.all-art.org/history458-1.html 

http://hoocher.com/Jean_Baptiste_Camille_Corot/Jean_Baptiste_Camille_Corot.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 7 works by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/02/28?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2286 (September 15, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Oil can! Oil can!”

See, the really handy thing about armor is that if you lock your knees you don’t even need a chair.

“Marauding, pillaging, burning..when do we get to the raping, already ?”

Ronnie Drew getting ready to do battle with Luke Kelly.

“You said we were going to have fun. Why didn’t you tell me that meant swimming?”

Sir Reginald was a shining knight, until he sat in the rain all night.

Alan Shepard would concur…

king louis decided that a chastely belt on wife was not good, so he put lord Botham in a sealed suit. queen was happy on one hand and sad on the other.

“Ladies.”

I know that you’ve heard it said/ that man-spreading seems "ill-bred/ but the fault’s not with you-/ what’s a fellow to do/ when his undies are made of lead ?

ONCE! JUST ONCE, did I shout from the battlement to that silly English kinigget that we already HAD one! Now I am typecast for life! :>)

Sorry he could not join the Jerry Garcia Band.

That’s also the face others make when they hear him peeing in his suit of armor…