Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 30, 2019

“And I didn’t ask for a ‘dumped-in-spice latte’ either…”

That cat is a speciest!

Baristas get their education in spelling at the same school doctors go to learn penmanship.

Wait until he drinks that hairball.

Will there be retri-brewtion?

Should have gone to Cat’s Cafe instead.

When asked for my name by someone I don’t know I usually reply “Voldemort” (English pronunciation)

Looks like a baristo to me.

Can they write that in the comics?

Even funnier – if the cat would’ve called out the name and had several dogs go up to the counter…

If you’re having your coffee here, one of our staff will be along later to knock it over for you.

I don’t believe I’d drink from a cup labeled like that. What did he put in there?

I don’t think he had trouble at all. BTW, I wouldn’t drink that.

Actually, he writes that on all the cups.