Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 04, 2019

Oopshubby = a marriage borne out of large quantities of alcohol, often near an Elvis-themed wedding chapel.

she says that like there’s another kind . . .

Oy

Her parents warned her about premarital sex.

Look at their tiny feet

Many of us are………

He doesn’t even rate a cup of coffee/tea?

Oops is never a good word to hear.

You assume the yellowshirt is “Bob”?

Perhaps his name is Frank, and let’s be honest, here: Frankly Frank whoops-ed more than Bob, whose whoops should have been singular, yet wasn’t.

Too much of the time, we’re all “oops spouses” (if we’re spouses at all). One of my favorite squaredance callers often starts off with “Bow to your neighbor… and apologize to your partner…”

“Oops, did I say that out loud?”

I was, too

Oops, I did it again.

what in the sam hill is an oops husband