Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 29, 2019

“Mostly OVER you.”

Choose your next words carefully Leo or a giant red shoe will be squishing you.

And that’s when the little green monster landed on the moon.

One swift kick is all it takes….

Three points if she kicks him through the two telephone poles over there.

Going by the view in the second panel, she caught up in a hurry. But when you’re fifty foot high, I guess two feet move fast…

She must walk softly, unlike Godzilla.

In her other life she’s a 50 foot ninja.

“Her gift is me not breaking up with her.”

And now I have a new catchphrase

Yes, she’s there, and she’s reaching for you with her hanky.

DEAD MONSTER WALKING lol

I have to admit….she’s light on her feet!

I can’t imagine how the two of the could be intimate… Holy Richard Gere, I wish I had never contemplated that!

And about to squash you like a bug Leopold !!!! lol

“Yes, she is, Leopold. Now I’m going to have to advertise for a new henchman….”

Love the drone shot in the middle panel. Cool.