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That is where we have it all wrong. We should not send the military to deal with incursions from space, but a horde of door-to-door salesmen or worse, âBible-thumpersâ would be more effective.
Many decades ago a salesman asked me and my spouse if our mother was home. My spouse answered, âYes, but sheâs 1400 miles away.â I guess we looked younger than 23.
Farside99 over 5 years ago
Death of a Salesman.
constantine48 over 5 years ago
Thatâs a great space alien!
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
I now have the heebeejeebeesâŠ
Ubintold over 5 years ago
You need insurance.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
I have this great new home defense item to show her
bobpeters61 over 5 years ago
Yes she is. Just 284 light-years away.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 5 years ago
That is where we have it all wrong. We should not send the military to deal with incursions from space, but a horde of door-to-door salesmen or worse, âBible-thumpersâ would be more effective.
pcmcdonald over 5 years ago
Sheâs in her ship in orbit.
Ukko wilko over 5 years ago
Now, THAT is one creative alien!
rshive over 5 years ago
Maybe that is the mother.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Hope you have nomorobo too, for the telemarketers.
WCraft over 5 years ago
Yes but Iâm not allowed to share universal translators with strangersâŠ
tabby over 5 years ago
Many decades ago a salesman asked me and my spouse if our mother was home. My spouse answered, âYes, but sheâs 1400 miles away.â I guess we looked younger than 23.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 5 years ago
Flattering the grandparent.
He knows how to make a sale.
A Good Boy over 5 years ago
âIâm hereto talk about your space shipâs extended warrantyâ