Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 23, 2024
February 22, 2024
February 24, 2024
Transcript:
hamhock: man, I'm starving! let's eat! Ralston: We just ate ten minutes ago! Hamhock: i'm like a shark! I Gotta keep eating or I'll die! ralston: sharks have to keep moving... hamhock: oh...well, what has to keep eating or it dies? ralston: umm... ralston: Tapeworms? hamhock: not as flattering, but, I'll take it. ooh, there's a diner...
HarryLime Premium Member 8 months ago
He’s such a pig!
tony_n_jen2003 8 months ago
Burnt toast and a rotten egg
22Wu33/es Premium Member 8 months ago
We gave you a WHOLE eggshell and a WHOLE hambone. And you still complain.
Ed The Red Premium Member 8 months ago
“The common shrew is always hungry: it needs to eat 80-90% of its body weight every day to survive.”
https://www.wildlifetrusts.Org/wildlife-explorer/mammals/common-shrew
andrew.scharnhorst 8 months ago
I loved listening to comedian John Pinette talking about buffets, especially all-you-can-eat Chinese. He said, "With Chinese buffets, you go from full to starving in an instant. There’s no in-between:
“Oh, I’m sooo stuffed - I couldn’t eat ano … oh, look, fresh eggrolls!”
jsimpso1 8 months ago
Sorry Mr. Dunlap but you got that one wrong WWW.floridamuseum.UFL.edu/discover-fish/sharks/FAQ/