Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 16, 2024
May 15, 2024
May 17, 2024
Transcript:
hamhock: rats! my cell phone just died...hey, dynaman, you're a living nuclear reactor, right? how about some juice? dynaman: I don't think that's such a great idea-- hamhock: come on, man!! I haven't texted in like ten minutes! I'm dying here! fire it up! dynaman: *sigh* okay, but I warned you.. bzzzzz....pzzzaahhh!! hamhock: think you could text me an ambulance? dynaman: I think a short order cook might be more appropriate...
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 2 months ago
Nah. Use a slow cooker and some good sauce for pulled pork.
SquidGamerGal about 2 months ago
Come on, just a small spark. BOOM! I said a SMALL spark! That WAS a small spark!
Meg: Cute as a Raccoon about 2 months ago
I smell bacon.
khjalmarj about 2 months ago
A question just occurred to me. Is he a fission reactor or a fusion reactor? That would determine what he eats/drinks/inputs: hydrogen or some very heavy metals. And it would determine whether he’s emitting dangerous radiation, and what kind. And does he wear a costume made of lead? Former physics majors want to know!
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
Aww, the bacon is just fakin’… ッ
Teto85 Premium Member about 2 months ago
BACON!!!!!!
PoodleGroomer about 2 months ago
Head cheese.
mokspr Premium Member about 2 months ago
I didn’t know they had pork rinds at this bar!
willie_mctell about 2 months ago
Bad damping rods.
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 2 months ago
Not just bacon, but jowl bacon.