Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 21, 2024
May 20, 2024
May 22, 2024
Transcript:
hamhock: I'm getting tired... tyr: very well, we shall find shelter! hamhock: great. I saw a hotel over-- tyr: nonsense!! we shall make our way in the wild, taking what we need from the environment!! hamhock: I'm beginning to think "viking" is norse for "hobo"... tyr: ooh! refrigerator box!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 7 months ago
Just the right size… for one of them. Go find your own box, Hamhock.
LawrenceS 7 months ago
While the Vikings were engaged in international trade they also engaged in widespread, “taking what we need from the environment…” Which we pronounce, “Looting.”
etonry 7 months ago
Always remember: pillage first, then burn.
ChukLitl Premium Member 7 months ago
I will guard your hotel for danegeld.
Ed The Red Premium Member 7 months ago
Vikings had a strategy: they’d sail up to a town and if it looked strongly defended, they’d offer to trade. If it looked soft, they’d steal everything. It’s why they liked monasteries so much — very soft targets.
Realistically, Tyr should take over someone’s house so he has a place to sleep.