Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 29, 2019

“But it was self defense. I was a salted.”

Where’s Dr. Walnut, Cashewlock Holme’s trusted friend and sidekick?

Is Cashewlock smoking a Meercashewm pipe?

How about Sherlock Balms, who only handles lip related crimes?

Or Sherlock Combs, Salon Detective?

Or Sherlock Domes, Buckminster Fuller’s nephew?

Or, or, or…

Mr Peanut about to become Mr Subpoenaed

For a moment there l thought he killed Mr. Twinky….

Did Cashewlock find the shells?

Mr. Peanut, in the living room, with his gloves, strangled no-neck Cheesie.

Not long ago, I bought an Oreo ice cream cake that was so messy I literally had to lay down the equivalent of a drop-cloth whenever I cut a slice off. It’s incredible how much of a mess some foods can make.

Mr. Peanut is innocent! Wouldn’t Mr. Cheesie have cracked under the strangulation pressure? Yet he is intact! Cashewlock Holmes is no Sherlock!

How da’ya strangle someone like Mr. Cheesie who doesn’t have a throat?

Cashew!, excuse me…