OK, consider the following. The last thing I do before I leave the house is take a shower and then wrap my entire body with the exception of my head and my hands in clean clothing. I then go through the day with my hands touching all kinds of things touched by other people.
So logic dictates that I need to wash my hands before going to the bathroom, just to make sure that what left the house clean stays clean. Otherwise, I’m washing the wrong body part.
The Cunning Linguist over 5 years ago
Is it customary to tip the restroom monitor?
Watcher over 5 years ago
And he tased him next.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago
How do I get that job ?!?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
The TSA, they like to rub you the wrong way.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s the Toilet Sanitation Administration.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Well, I’m not done eating yet.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Old Joke: “At Ohio State they taught us to wash our hands.” “At Michigan they taught us to not piss on them.”
TLH1310 Premium Member over 5 years ago
I put a note in the grocery store bathrooms that says “Wash your hands if you’re going to touch food. You never know who’s going to eat it.”
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
“The Far Side” had a similar gag, only with the equivalent of a walk-through metal detector.
TheWildSow over 5 years ago
Yeah, that job’s already automated:
https://binged.it/35vsOHK
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
TSA position opened: BULLY experience needed…
DanFlak over 5 years ago
OK, consider the following. The last thing I do before I leave the house is take a shower and then wrap my entire body with the exception of my head and my hands in clean clothing. I then go through the day with my hands touching all kinds of things touched by other people.
So logic dictates that I need to wash my hands before going to the bathroom, just to make sure that what left the house clean stays clean. Otherwise, I’m washing the wrong body part.