Yes, Brad, you don’t want to have to quit school and get a job with the highway department digging ditches, just to support the mother of your child. That’s an old phrase that parents used to scare your pants back on.
Never risk fathering a child you wouldn’t want to be the mother of your children.
Options went wa-a-a-a-a-ay down with that thought. If women used the same criteria for fathers of their children, pregnancies would possibly become nearly nonexistent.
Argythree about 4 years ago
Very good work, Dad…
Wilde Bill about 4 years ago
Sounds like Dad isn’t getting any, either.
wiatr about 4 years ago
Yes, Brad, you don’t want to have to quit school and get a job with the highway department digging ditches, just to support the mother of your child. That’s an old phrase that parents used to scare your pants back on.
Tyge about 4 years ago
This seems to be the first of Greg’s “edgy” arcs. I don’t remember this raising as much fuss as his later “Luann’s First Menstruation” arc.
micromos about 4 years ago
Looks like Brads head will round out in a few years.
Purple People Eater about 4 years ago
The two people who would be very unhappy… Would that be mom and dad?
kauri44 about 4 years ago
Brad was sure expecting an awful lot out of a first date with someone who could barely remember his name.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Remember, there is God’s Gift to the insane and the lonely.
MichaelHelwig about 4 years ago
It seems to me that teaching Brad, and Luann, how to safely enjoy sex would have been much preferable to the pap he’s spewing out.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 4 years ago
It helped to remember what Daddy taught me:
Never risk fathering a child you wouldn’t want to be the mother of your children.
Options went wa-a-a-a-a-ay down with that thought. If women used the same criteria for fathers of their children, pregnancies would possibly become nearly nonexistent.
jrbaskind about 4 years ago
Brad looks relieved to me.