Close to Home by John McPherson for October 15, 2019

Too true. As a former teacher, calling a home about a student’s bad attitude, and hearing it in her mother … What can you say??

That’s some bad breath. Not even the nails could keep the Norwegian Blue on it’s perch.

Quick, please offer her some Altoids, stat!

I’m surprised the paint isn’t sliding off the wall.

Would knock a buzzard off a death wagon.

Let’s talk about next terms Dental Hygiene Unit.

You might want to grab your breather, Bleeb. You may need the whole Hazardous Environment suit…

C’mon people. Flossing isn’t that hard.

Nose blind is a thing.

Poor Bleeb even his eyes are watering. If her breath is that terrible can you image her other hygiene routine?

I’m guessing she’s a single Mom.

The Karl Rove School of Parenting.