Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 07, 2019

Run as fast as you can wolf. Must protect the family jewels.

Little Red Riding hoodlum.

The Great Equalizer™ is here.

Another great reason to carry.

You gotta love her!!!

If only she had been armed…..

Wait, she IS armed!

Nah…Lil Red Riding Saving her own life instead of waiting for the cops to begin the search for her body

You Go Girl

I like her style.

Perhaps, Mr. Wolf, you were a bit hasty.

Red , you better make that a 38spl, that napkin will jam your semi.

What big _______ you have…

And after she is done with the 9mm on him, Red will take him to the taxidermist.

Ha! And here he was thinking a celebrity could grab her goodies and get away with it.

“who you callin’ ‘little’ now, wolfie…?”

You tell ’im, Red! :)

I definitely can’t see any issue with a schoolchild having a gun. That’ll never go wrong.