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My friend with a pacemaker has to not just avoid the body scanner at airports, but endure every invasive manual check the TSA has in their books. Heart patients are very dangerous.
willispate over 5 years ago
I think you got some wires crossed Biz.
Dean over 5 years ago
A friend said his was once set off by his lawn mower.
wiatr over 5 years ago
You mean it doesn’t change channels on your TV?
Differentname over 5 years ago
With my pacemaker, artificial knee and hearing aids I’m becoming the geriatric Bionic Woman.
littlejohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
Maybe you could work it over in Los Vegas. Try and see if walking by all those one-arm- bandits you could get them to cash out?
Little Caesar over 5 years ago
“Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago
My friend with a pacemaker has to not just avoid the body scanner at airports, but endure every invasive manual check the TSA has in their books. Heart patients are very dangerous.
jbrobo Premium Member over 5 years ago
The ceiling fan keeps starting and stopping.
1953Baby over 5 years ago
Just so long as it doesn’t interfere with the Internet. . .
prrdh over 5 years ago
This is the sort of thing we have to look forward to as our houses get ‘smarter’.
joefearsnothing over 5 years ago
Bwahahahaha!:o}
Triker2011 over 5 years ago
I have cochlears I feel his/her pain. I only fly as a last resort
zeexenon over 5 years ago
I need one that works like Viagra.