Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 05, 2020

Didn’t take much for him to confess.

Village of the Damned 1 – Boysenberry Yogurt Nil

Pay no heed to unforeseen circumstances. It seems to work everywhere else in life.

The yogurt…. NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

What tragic drama is this? Yogurt abuse?

No, not the yogurt! Why won’t anybody think of the poor yogurt?!

So does spilled yogurt count against your “no accidents so far”, Mildred?

(Wait, that comment could probably be interpreted very, very wrongly, given the original implication. Sorry, never mind.)

Anyhoo, don’t tit about with a man’s yogurt. (Actually, that doesn’t sound much better, does it? Dang it.)

Hmm…“Drop his yogurt” sounds like a euphemism for something or other. It fits the noun plus verb plus noun formula.

“What the crap do we do now? He wasnt supposed to confess this soon”

Now calmly tell him you’ll take his statement if he’s prepared to give one.

Mildred Haiku…

Gimlet eyes focus,

Laser locked onto me.

What am I to do?