Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 19, 2019

But he only cuts them down one at a time.

I’m not sure I would like to play with Death.

Did Wiz’ tee shot go into the rough?

Missing Terry Pratchett.

won’t his swipes kill the grass,and by the way Wiz don’t get to close to his swing.

question is: what does he get paid to do your grass cutting, Wiz?

Woooosh whoosh …hey! watch it…you’re coming too close with that thing!

Maybe, but I wouldn’t stick around to watch him work.

NO ONE likes to run the mower in October, I guess.

Wiz performed the rite of Askh-Ente.

Sir Terry Pratchet’s Death wouldn’t find this very funny. I wonder if he’d send Albert in his stead?

When ever I see death I close my eyes. I can’t stand the scythe of him.

Wait, doesn’t this mean that the grass won’t grow back?

Better move, Wiz!

Practice. Lots of practice…

Yeah, but I don’t think this is his idea of a holiday.

But, I thought Sam and Dean killed Death?

Is that a Kaiser blade or a Sling blade?

I didn’t think he had enough spare time for this. Does he make his spending money this way??? However, this does bring to mind some Terry Pratchett books, not to mention the movie “Death Takes a Holiday.” Golden oldies. . .

Next installment, necromancy.

Never get into a pillow fight with Death, unless you’re ready to face the reaper cushions.

I hope the wizard ducks when that sickle comes his way!

The wizard better get out ot the way.

And Death heaves a heavy scythe.

“Death be not proud.”