If you were raised by wolves you would respect your parents/elders, don’t interrupt conversations, wait your turn, defend your brothers and sisters, be well mannered, share with others, not expect praise for every fart and burp you make, and know nobody cares about your “feelings.”
I know a few people who must have been raised by long-eared, slow, patient, sure-footed domesticated mammal, Equus asinus, related to the horse, used chiefly as a beast of burden.
PICTO about 5 years ago
You might even get a city named after you…
RAGs about 5 years ago
They’d be better parents than some people I know.
Superfrog about 5 years ago
You can join the Cubs.
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
Claim you have a twin.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Why is there only one of him? And is he Romulus or Remus?
amethyst52 Premium Member about 5 years ago
If you were raised by wolves you would respect your parents/elders, don’t interrupt conversations, wait your turn, defend your brothers and sisters, be well mannered, share with others, not expect praise for every fart and burp you make, and know nobody cares about your “feelings.”
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
“Look, Akela – you were right! Mowgli got a full-ride scholarship to Oxford!”
Kaputnik about 5 years ago
Just don’t write your essay in wolf language.
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 5 years ago
I know a few people who must have been raised by long-eared, slow, patient, sure-footed domesticated mammal, Equus asinus, related to the horse, used chiefly as a beast of burden.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 5 years ago
You’ll work harder to catch some “fast food.”
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Another take on home schooling and no vaccinations.
PO' DAWG about 5 years ago
Wonder if he will apply to NC State?
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Papa wolf throwing a bone….
davidlwashburn about 5 years ago
If you’re raised by wolves, you probably don’t wear a loincloth…
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago
He’ll be a big hit at the dances.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
And the movie royalties!