Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 13, 2019

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    PICTO  about 5 years ago

    You might even get a city named after you…

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    RAGs  about 5 years ago

    They’d be better parents than some people I know.

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    Superfrog  about 5 years ago

    You can join the Cubs.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    Claim you have a twin.

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    Why is there only one of him? And is he Romulus or Remus?

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    amethyst52 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If you were raised by wolves you would respect your parents/elders, don’t interrupt conversations, wait your turn, defend your brothers and sisters, be well mannered, share with others, not expect praise for every fart and burp you make, and know nobody cares about your “feelings.”

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “Look, Akela – you were right! Mowgli got a full-ride scholarship to Oxford!”

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    Kaputnik  about 5 years ago

    Just don’t write your essay in wolf language.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I know a few people who must have been raised by long-eared, slow, patient, sure-footed domesticated mammal, Equus asinus, related to the horse, used chiefly as a beast of burden.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    You’ll work harder to catch some “fast food.”

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    Another take on home schooling and no vaccinations.

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    PO' DAWG  about 5 years ago

    Wonder if he will apply to NC State?

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Papa wolf throwing a bone….

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    davidlwashburn  about 5 years ago

    If you’re raised by wolves, you probably don’t wear a loincloth…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago

    He’ll be a big hit at the dances.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    And the movie royalties!

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