Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 26, 2019

saves a lotta time and mess. something Honeybunch can appreciate.

The last jack-o’-lantern I put out was reduced to rubble in about three days by squirrels.

Just how did he get the guts out. Through the mouth or eyes. I don’t see any guts on the paper so i guess he dump them on the floor.

What’s the fun in that?

It’s a Drem-o’-Lantern!

Mmmm! The smell of burning pumpkin rind. Enough to gag a maggot.

just make sure to clean the drill now that you’re finished with it!

At least he did not use an explosive like Tim Taylor.

More power! Woop! Woop! Woop!

I’ve seen people carve pumpkins with small rotary tools. The one hes using is a bit large.

So THAT’S what those things are for. . .

Big vacumm

“AAUGH! You didn’t tell me you were going to KILL it!!!”

I think I’ll use a reciprocating saw.

If you don’t mind messin’ your drill up.

I always thought Norman got his “intelligence” from his dad (he certainly didn’t get it from his mom) but that’s kind of brilliant.

Artificial pumpkins. Carve once and use for years.