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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 23, 2019
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Superfrog over 5 years ago
And every time you acquire a delusion, I’ll pretend to take a dollar back.
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
“I can save them to pay off my psychiatrist, right?” “And there’s your first one – see how it works?”
PICTO over 5 years ago
So much for my illusion that fairies looked like Julia Roberts…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
And have no illusions. This is the best offer you’re going to get.
Less Monday... More Friday over 5 years ago
I’m so disillusioned…
DanFlak over 5 years ago
This sounds like my previous employment: they pretended to pay me and I pretended to work.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
But I don’t want to pretend…..MOOOOOM!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 5 years ago
Wait a sec here — the kid has an actual book on his nightstand? This whole thing has to be some kind of delusion!
DoktorScheisskopf over 5 years ago
Hence the term, “ buck teeth?”
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Reality bites.
Dacker Premium Member over 5 years ago
I believe the appropriate word is “allusion” and not “illusion.” OOPS!
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 5 years ago
Use Your Illusion (G’N’R)!
Leojim over 5 years ago
Question. Why are liberals so rude? You rarely see these kind of comments from people who are more conservative minded.
William Stoneham Premium Member over 5 years ago
Democrats. There, I fixed for you.