Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 23, 2019

insert first foot back into mouth, mister

Same thing i said yesterday. Give it up bro you can’t win.

Anyone looking for an insult can find one. If she is determined to be that sensitive, go away and do something else for a while.

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Are you pretty?

In some people’s eyes – yes.

Maybe because I don’t wear a bitch-face usually?

You’re off your nut.

Settle Down Lady!

Next try, “I understand. It’s ‘that time of the month’, right?”

… pretty angry.

Am I pretty? No. But I am witty and bright.

How about if he says this to her…“You know, for being bloated, you’re actually quite pretty”.

One more, “You’re as pretty now as you were the day our son was born.”

Humm wasn’t there a song like that??? Oh no that was, “Am I Pretty” gee I wouldn’t no!!!

Females have been raised to do this since they were 1 year old. You are NEVER going to get anywhere trying to discuss anything. Give it up as a lost cause. Then she can tell you that you never talk to her.

“How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?” — “6” — “6?, why?” — “IT JUST DOES, OKAY??”

“…when you’re angry!”

Daddy should go find himself another Home

Just curl into a fetal position and hand your man-card over.

Honestly she has absolutely no reason to be upset. It’s all conjured insults.

Run away……NOW

“Nail in the forehead” syndrome. (Look it up)

Phhht. Don’t let her play that game. Just say yea that’s it. Turn around and walk away.