Monty by Jim Meddick for October 28, 2019

Elmo sad and doesn’t like you.

My grandson went as Elmo to early Trick or Treating yesterday, but I didn’t tickle him.

RED-room !

Not SESAME, ELM STREET !

Heard this interesting ghost story the other day.

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/319/and-the-call-was-coming-from-the-basement/prologue-0

And you know what else, Jarvis? It is kind of cold in here so I’m just going to pull the covers up over my head…

The scariest line ever, “Whose hand was I holding?”……. Courtesy of the “Haunting of Hill House”.

“Those aren’t pillows!” – Steve Martin

Shades of Shirley Jackson.

Poor Jarvis, sleeping on the floor!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Sometimes they just knock on walls. I’ve got one of those and it seems to be situated in the apartment next to me. Might help to keep it empty. I’m not afraid of any ghost.

Shut your yap and go to sleep with your Elmo stuffy, Little Master. Jarvis has to adjust his long, lanky frame to sleeping on the hardwood floor….

Seems a perfect chance for Jarvis to exercise some random educational foolery. (Scratch the floor repeatedly.) “Jarvis! Did you hear that?” “Hear what, sir?”

When I first saw Elmo I thought fleshy was going to be involved. Remember when he drove Monty crazy constantly playing with the Elmo puppet?