Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 27, 2019

I prefer the Cliff’s Notes version

Hear, hear.

Groan.

I read them at least three times – once for myself and two more times for my children as bedtime stories (with voices).

One story, one story to read them all. One long, (but a good one), story.

[ The Price Is Right “Loser Horns” Fanfare Playing] Don’t give me the link this time!

Moan!

I rather liked those books. I did not like them as much as I did Percy Jackson or Harry Potter though.

Call me crazy, call me easy, but I found this (Like all Shoe cartoons) HILARIOUS!!

Totally (gasp) free urban fantasy https://asmbeers.wixsite.com/robertleebeers/download-books

Personally, I find them precious.

I thought the movies were better than the books. . .that second book of the trilogy was a killer. . . . . .SSSSSOOOOOO LONG AND BORING

There are steps in front of the dating service! I imagine it must have some flightless customers. Maybe an apteryx or two, an emu, rhea, an ostrich now and then…

Did Pastis write this one?

I’m an invertebrate punster, and even I didn’t think this was good. For one, it has whiskers.

so precious

I read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings at least twenty-five times. I don’t have a specific favorite, but they’re on my list of favorites.

If the Perfesser, against his will, ended up in a committed relationship, would he mutter, “Oh, Lord, rings???!!!!”

Who?

Unfortunate.

⇧ ashburnstadium

the prof is obviously not a creature of hobbit…