Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 03, 2019

Suckerberg knows and so does every advertiser he SOLD your data to

My birthday is always a big deal! I get cards from my eye doctor, my foot doctor, my pharmacist, my dentist, my,my,my…

That’s just so he can make a buck.

He remembers my departed friends’ birthdays and suggests I send them a greeting.

So goes Google Calendar. You only have to tell it once.

Mark Zuckerberg is an android—he knows all and see all.

And Mark sells that information to everyone who will buy it.

Well, well, well. . .seems ol’ Mark’s pretty well-known. . .

But does he send you roses and take you out for dinner.. and pays. NO!

I ignore mine. I don’t care that I am a year older, the day just isn’t special to me.

It’s not important that Mark remembers my birthday, but I am grateful that he reminds me of all my friends’ & relatives’ natal anniversaries.

Mr. Hallmark The First is spinning in his grave over this.

But Honey, how can I remember your birthday when you never look a day older?

I don’t let social media post my birthday. Friends apologize for not mentioning it since SM doesn’t remind them. Frankly, as long as family who matters say, “happy birthday” without hoopla, it’s all good.

I bet if your boyfriend made money off of you he’d remember your birthday, too.

Ahhh. The omnipotent Mark Zuckenberg – he sees all – he knows all – he is all – just don’t look behind the curtain.

Zuckenberg – and folks think Trump has problems with Narcissism. Zuckenberg’s in a class by himself. (Not a political comment)

… but never from my son.

I don’t draw attention to mine. Since nobody ever asked, nobody from my last job of 30 years ever commented, nor has anyone from this current job of 18 years. I just figure that as long as I have birthdays, it’s still better than the alternative!