Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 01, 2019

Isn’t the whole point of a cellphone is that you can be reached no matter where you are?

I just used the voice mail message that came with the phone. I never change it.

He’s using a landline!!!

I’m not sure what FABA is suppose to mean, but I think I have a good idea.

The greatest invention ever was auto-expiring OOO messages. Those were for email. For phone you just put a beep and let them figure it out. Who calls anyway?

Why does Randy bother calling Rudy at all? Does he have nothing better to do than hang around Rudy of all people?

Why change it? It was a Lie Then.

It will continue to Be a Lie 10 April 9ths from now.

If you call ON April 9th, he Might get curious and answer just to see who is calling.

When I take time off from work, I change my voice mail to say I’m out, when I’ll be back and that I don’t have access to voice mail or email. I also leave the main number so if a patient really needs help they can speak with one of the other audiologists at the office. Inevitably, I’ll come back to multiple messages from someone wondering why I haven’t called them back. I had last week off so I’ll see how many I have tomorrow when I get in. I’ll change it back then.