Herman by Jim Unger for November 16, 2019

Either that or you will die in the next 30 minutes. Let’s just wait and see, it is probably coffee.

It’s a Junior Mint…

Oy!

The doctor once showed me n X-ray of my knee. I asked if I could have two 8 by 10s and a dozen wallet size.

I’m guessing that Angelique put the dark shadow there using witchcraft.

at least it doesn’t indicate Lampington’s Lesions

It was a mocha-chino latte half caf decaf with a shot of Jack.

Perhaps we should consult an expert.

Never mind the dark shadow, it’s the lighter spots you worry about. Xray films are negatives.

This is the way your world ends,

Not with a bang, but a coffee stain.

Went to my doctor once. I had a rash on my body. He looked at it and began to write a prescription. I asked “What is it?” He looked up and replied “Either secondary syphilis or rosacea.” Then he went back to silently writing. Great joke.

The ointment worked just fine…..

The doctor was looking at the X-Ray and I asked him, “What do you see”? As he kept on looking at the X-Ray as he said in French to me. I see bones. I see gizzards and bones. And a few kidney stones. Among the lovely bones. I see hips. And a few paper clips. Three Asparagus tips. Among the lovely bones. Alan Sherman.

Uhhh … this one’s a repeat!!