Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 16, 2019

I think he will sleep with Wally.

If this idiot is lucky, she might let him sleep with the dog.

Why does Ralph have a tape dispenser?

That better be Gorilla Tape, or Ralph’s action are all for naught….

I was once berated for munching on popcorn too loud.

But why does he have a tape dispenser? Not really well-known for making noise, though I admit they’re not silent.

Still the previews

I am glad that there is not a third panel to this comic.

My favorite theater always says, “Please wait until the movie is over to discuss it.” They do this in person at the front of the theater, along with reminding everyone to turn phones off, put garbage in the bins, etc. All the regulars expect it, and all the newbies applaud.

“Now, don’t get your Honey in a Bunch!”

[KSSH] “Ladies and gentlemen, please head for the exits, she’s gonna blow!”

There will be repercussions!

Ralph is trying so hard to laugh hysterically quietly!

Oh, in his dreams!

He taped her mouth shut.

This was quite the opposite of what I expected — I thought the tape would go over Ralph’s mouth!

Now Ralph will laugh too loud, and get himself ejected from the movie.

Speaking of the folks in the background (and the only other people in the theater?) — why is it that every background male character looks like Ralph’s rival Steinbauer?