Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 15, 2019

Hail, Caesar!

As good a proof of the existence of God as any.

When it rains on the believer’s, that means there is no God.

(Old joke, or classic joke, take your pick) There is no silence so loud as when an atheist sneezes.

I wrote this a week or two ago on another strip, it bears repeating:

A few weeks back on a day when it was raining very hard, my wife went in to work and said she felt like Noah. Someone there smirked and said, “You Christians and your stories”. I told her she should have replied, “You Atheists and your theories”.

Revenge is a diss best served cold…

Yet . . . He’ll twiddle his thumbs while Christians are being gunned down in their houses of worship? I’ll take the sleet, thank you.

I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents.

that’s just sad

I think sleet should be thrown on all the self proclaimed CHRISTIANS WHO FOLLOW THE RAT AND HIS MERRY BAND OF MISFITS

And what denomination (superstition) are you?

Bishop Fulton Sheen circa 1950’s..“An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.” On the other hand, how do we explain Prez. Bonespurs?

“Revenge is sleet.”

Snow big deal.

Oh, so ebola, starvation, floods, hurricanes, malaria, and so on are revenge? Or are those all just for fun?

“I don’t believe in atheism.”

— Hawkeye, M*A*S*H

Also from M*A*S*H:

Mulcahy (after a moment of silent prayer in which Klinger joined by bowing his head): “Klinger, I thought you were an atheist.”

Klinger: “Gave it up for Lent.”

I might become a believer if I saw any proof that God actually does this - punishes non-believers and, conversely, rewards believers.

I live Miami so as an atheist I’m satisfied.