Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 13, 2019

That’s why you’ve been flunking, you haven’t learned anything so far.

This is a class action.

“Can I? Probably. Will I? The title of this class is ‘Using the Law Library.’ Let’s just say that if you succeed, I will be willing to change your grade.”

Quick search reveals that it’s occured in real life.

You reap what you sow

I would think that this inquiry alone would be sufficient evidence for dismissal.

Watch TV, there are dozens of commercials for lawyers.

Should have gone to trump university.. they, evidently had very nice certificates you could fill out yourself.

Yeah, but it will cost you $500 an hour.

Perfect example of EVERYTHING wrong with America!(YES, I do know that North, Central & South America counts as,“Americans”, too…technically)

Yes I can. Will I, no.

Typical Millennial… ;-(

Case in point.

That was your final, son.

“No.”

And so he became known as “The Boy Named Sue…”

I’ve known quite a few folks who studied to be lawyers. The ones who didn’t graduate from law school were generally easier to get along with.

Snowflake