Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 12, 2019

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Well, at least you can get through to someone.

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    in.amongst  about 5 years ago

    Keep forgetting, is it:I am, therefore i love me OR i love me, therefore i am?

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    Seems to me that this is not a viable business model. Now if it were sadists on the help line, I’d believe it in a pico-second.

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    sirbadger  about 5 years ago

    Does Trump ever look in the mirror? Looking in a mirror while eating would help him lose weight.

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    kaffekup   about 5 years ago

    Narcissist on a date: “I’m sorry, I’ve been talking about myself all evening. Now it’s your turn. So tell me, what do you think of me?”

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    That guy reading a book must be a spy.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 5 years ago

    I’d love to have been able to ask that when I was an the Answer Line. Regrettably, all “they” had was their own problems. Sad. I do like the guy in the corner reading a book – I don’t think it’s a manual.

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    nosirrom  about 5 years ago

    I wouldn’t think any call would be important enough to answer.

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    dlkrueger33  about 5 years ago

    The mirror reminds me of when I worked in a customer service/sales position. They gave each of us 8" mirrors to place on our desks that had the verbiage: “Can your SMILE be HEARD?” LOL

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    Pontiac Mick  about 5 years ago

    One of the companies Trump owns while whining about sacrifice being our president.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Trump gave a whole new meaning to Narcissistic behavior…unprecedented…

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    A narcissist is an abusive person who refuses to take responsibility for his actions, blaming all of his shortcomings on other people while portraying himself as the victim.

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    dot-the-I  about 5 years ago

    “Mirror, mirror, on the desk, who is most Monroesque?”

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    marilynnbyerly  about 5 years ago

    “This is Karen speaking. What can I take from you?”

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    thelordthygod666  about 5 years ago

    When a person is neurotically narcissistic the media and crowd attention becomes a narcotic and the entire locus of control is centered outward. Essentially, if the individual is not in the media or getting “fan” feedback at that moment they feel as if they don’t exist. This leads to decisions that are solely based on whether it will generate attention, much as a toddler will throw a tantrum when they are ignored. The bad decisions caused by this personality disorder generally only affect those closest to the damaged individual, unless that individual is in a position of power.

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    First world problems, third world call center.

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    billpat1  about 5 years ago

    Anyone look up the word narcissus?

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    Lablubber   about 5 years ago

    Thank you for calling the White House.

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    Charlie Tuba  about 5 years ago

    …and how can I make America great again?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 5 years ago

    You’re not a Narcissist if you truly are better than everyone else.

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    bakana  about 5 years ago

    Guaranteed to always answer before the phone even has a chance to Ring.

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