Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 12, 2019

Well, at least you can get through to someone.

Keep forgetting, is it:I am, therefore i love me OR i love me, therefore i am?

Seems to me that this is not a viable business model. Now if it were sadists on the help line, I’d believe it in a pico-second.

Does Trump ever look in the mirror? Looking in a mirror while eating would help him lose weight.

Narcissist on a date: “I’m sorry, I’ve been talking about myself all evening. Now it’s your turn. So tell me, what do you think of me?”

That guy reading a book must be a spy.

I’d love to have been able to ask that when I was an the Answer Line. Regrettably, all “they” had was their own problems. Sad. I do like the guy in the corner reading a book – I don’t think it’s a manual.

I wouldn’t think any call would be important enough to answer.

The mirror reminds me of when I worked in a customer service/sales position. They gave each of us 8" mirrors to place on our desks that had the verbiage: “Can your SMILE be HEARD?” LOL

One of the companies Trump owns while whining about sacrifice being our president.

Trump gave a whole new meaning to Narcissistic behavior…unprecedented…

A narcissist is an abusive person who refuses to take responsibility for his actions, blaming all of his shortcomings on other people while portraying himself as the victim.

“Mirror, mirror, on the desk, who is most Monroesque?”

“This is Karen speaking. What can I take from you?”

When a person is neurotically narcissistic the media and crowd attention becomes a narcotic and the entire locus of control is centered outward. Essentially, if the individual is not in the media or getting “fan” feedback at that moment they feel as if they don’t exist. This leads to decisions that are solely based on whether it will generate attention, much as a toddler will throw a tantrum when they are ignored. The bad decisions caused by this personality disorder generally only affect those closest to the damaged individual, unless that individual is in a position of power.

First world problems, third world call center.

Anyone look up the word narcissus?

Thank you for calling the White House.

…and how can I make America great again?

You’re not a Narcissist if you truly are better than everyone else.

Guaranteed to always answer before the phone even has a chance to Ring.