Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 14, 2019

“How are things at the front, Rodney” ?

“I’m here in the back. Does that answer your question” ?

I forecast that it will not be a long siege.

With an army like that, how has Id not been conquered?

Love the Fink’s reaction.

That’s your job Sir Rodney.

Something tells me that stepping onto the balcony would not be a good idea.

Or just wait another five minutes!

Umm I will later…..

If the Fink was smart he would allow the invaders to conquer, then THEY would have to deal with the unemployment, starvation, smog, sewage, crop failures, etc.

It might be safe for the Fink to look given his small profile and the accuracy of the weapons of the period.

I didn’t know ID was that close to Berlin.

The front is right in front.

Well done Rodney for bringing your work home.. Now, the boss can watch your work up close.

Probably because when the enemy forces get a good look at the Kingdom of Id, they say, “Nahhh…not worth it!”

For all we have and are,For all our children’s fate.Stand up and meet the war -The Hun is at the gate.- Rudyard Kipling

Germany on Hitler’s last day.

Too close for comfort.

No one actually WANTS it.

That’s a little too close to the front for me!

That’s probably not a good sign.

Sort of like when Lincoln could see the Confederate army across the river.