Silly. Everyone knows that elves use smaller goals when they play. On a related theme, someone was suggesting that women’s (real) football should use just a little smaller goals since women tend to be a little smaller. The idea seems to have died because of two good counter arguments. One, it’s just silly and would cost a lot of money. Two, if we change something it should be larger goals for men since men are mostly taller than they were when the standard was set.
Yontrop about 17 hours ago
Silly. Everyone knows that elves use smaller goals when they play. On a related theme, someone was suggesting that women’s (real) football should use just a little smaller goals since women tend to be a little smaller. The idea seems to have died because of two good counter arguments. One, it’s just silly and would cost a lot of money. Two, if we change something it should be larger goals for men since men are mostly taller than they were when the standard was set.
Ellis97 about 13 hours ago
Maybe they need a smaller goal.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 11 hours ago
This why elves do not play soccer……..
Godfreydaniel about 10 hours ago
Elves play football, not soccer—they’re bleedin’ civilized!
JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 4 hours ago
I’d like to see what a diving attempt at a block looks like…