Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 19, 2019

Even if i am trying to lose some weight. If there are donuts around get out of my way.

He probably loses more crumbs this way.

I can do that with pie; just one more little sliver…10 slivers later…

On behalf of a friend who has “R.D.” behind her name, the American Dietetics Association declared over 50 years ago that the official spelling is ‘dietitian’. Just sayin’.

None the less, they’re sooooo gooood!

For many years, an old friend of mine was a baker for Dunkin’ Donuts. There ain’t nothin’ like a still-warm glazed chocolate twist. Don’t really care for donuts anymore, for some reason…

Batter of the bulge.

Of course, EVERYONE KNOWS that if no one else sees you eating, the calories don’t count…

Everyone know that if you break donuts apart, the calories leak out ;-)

Meh – not even dietitians can rain my donut parade…

But you burn more calories with all that extra chewing, not to mention the extra lifting of donut to mouth. It takes longer to eat, giving your system time to register you have eaten a donut, thus not wanting a 2nd donut. I see no flaw with his reasoning.

I saw a sign today: “Boneless Donuts”. What’ll they think of next?!?