Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 15, 2019

The shame is he didn’t share them with me.

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Don’t worry, sir – you’ll be ‘sharing’ methane in a few minutes.

No guilt trip here, he did share it with himself!!

Yes. The cost keeps inflating and the quantity keeps deflating.

Should have gone with “fun” size…

They were shared among me, myself, and I!

To Mark: Didn’t you mean to insert a double M?

Why SHAMING SIZE?

Hershey recently redesigned the package their chocolate nuggets come in, also reducing its size, but adding “Share Pack” to the bag.

And what’s with “Fun Size” candy bars? Take a candy bar and remove most of it. That’s fun?

I remember in the 1970’s, sugar prices were rising. Candy bars were 5 cents. In order to keep the price down, they kept making them smaller and smaller until it was 5 cents for an individual M&M. I think we are beyond that point now.

Sometimes you feel like a nut..

Sharing size?? I don’t think so!

Reminds of the last, and final, time I bought tater chips. Bag was puffed up, but only half of it contained chips.

That is just like the pints of Haagen Dazs ice cream. The container says, ‘Serves 2.’ I just do not try to hard to find someone else to eat it with.

Looking at you M&M’s. I refuse to buy the sharing size. Give me the 1 lb or larger bag so I can’t eat them all in one sitting.