Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 18, 2019

Do you really need that hat to know Rat’s mood?

That’s what Rat gets for scarfing down Limburger and Casu marzu over the weekend

How much battery power is that one sign? Rat’ll have to write out the mood in the blank part when the battery power goes out.

My mood would be rotten, too, if I had to wear that heavy hat. Put up a paper tent sign, Rat.

That hat is not necessary, we all know that Rat has a rotten mood always.

Does this make Rat the Mad Hatter ?

No need for a hat we know Rat is rotten through and through.

Rat’s mood is rotten, unless he’s consuming beer.

Welcome to Monday.

Pastis recycled the comic censor’s hat!

Hey, does anyone remember mood rings? And mood shirts?

The rat in the hat.

And now ladies and gentleman, if you excuse me, I’m going to get me a bat.

Rent this space for your next advertisement written on the back of the hat ;-) … Croc Power !

I’ve got a mood wife. Whenever someone wants to know how I’m doing, I have to check and see what mood she’s in.

is the hat Arduino powered?

Did Rat steal that top hat from a Comic Strip Censor?!?

I sometimes leave a mood ring in the bathtub.

Got a hunch that hat only comes in one setting

I want a mood helmet so I can ignore everyone around me.

His mood is always rude, and sometimes lewd;with him, Pig is always screwed.He thinks himself shrewd, but he’s just a crude dude.How he feels is overvalued.

Too bad some don’t pick up on others moods….

Why does Rat even need the hat? Isn’t he always that way?

I have a mood flip chart, if that helps:https://www.amazon.com/Fred-DAILY-MOOD-Desk-Flipchart/dp/B0099QYMT6?SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q&tag=duckduckgo-d-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B0099QYMT6

Saves that boring routine chit chat.. I like the concept and wish women would embrace it.

The only time Rat ISN’T in a rotten mood is when he’s being rude to customers at “Joe’s Roastery”…

Rat gets to wear the black hat.

Isn’t Rat’s mood ALWAYS rotten?

Well, it’s Monday……

It’s like mood rings, but not a cheap trinket.

Ironically enough, he’s in a rotten mood because he’s wearing that big heavy hat.

I want a mood hat!

Then there was the cow who drank blue ink… she mood indigo.

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I also want a mood hat.

A digital display Mood Hat is a useful thing for a misanthrope like Rat….

ALL DAY ERRY DAY

Rat should save himself some money and just get himself a hat that says that.