She’s not thinking about blocking you.
Dear Ms. Piggy.
I broke up with Pigita the other day.
Do you want to ham around?
Pig.
Pigita,
I just met a girl named Pigita,
“Hello, Pigita, because you have not responded to the messages in which I ignore you.”
A doomed romance if ever there was one.
“Who is this again? I don’t think I know you."
Pigita
Pig and Pigita are ‘part-time lovers’.
Hey Pig!Drop that Swingers Club Card in mail to me, pls, You won’t be needing it!Thanx!Pigita
You’re making her dingy.
Note to Pig there are many fish in the ocean ….. but this is not the one … :-( … Ask Larry Croc for advise after all he is “Married With Children” … Croc Power !
Don’t worry, Pig. We’re always thinking about you. Especially when we are hungry!
We all have become Pig after we lose our woman.
PIG is an opened book….he’s lamenting for Pigita and she couldn’t care less anymore!
He didn’t drink enough: “Tonight the bottle let me down, and let your memory come around.”
changing wireless carriers
i could’ve sworn they broke up ages ago…
It’s been one week since you looked at me…
She’s eating awfully light. Maybe she should Instagram her plate and show him how she’s lost her appetite without him.
Women LOVE IT when you beg !!!!! LOL
Pigita went to the dentist, but because of depravity he filled the wrong cavity and now Pigita is nursing her filling.
Let me know if you want me to stop thinking about you. If I don’t hear from you I’ll call.
She didn’t block, Pig’s, number?
cool
Is there a term worse than pathetic that would make pathetic seem good? Cause if so, I think Rat needs to use it in this case.
Geesh! Get over it, Pig! Pigita isn’t worth the battery charge.
Just think back to your Only True Love, Sweet Fanny….
UN-DIE SWEET FANNY!
Maybe he should try something in pig latin.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
She’s not thinking about blocking you.
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
Dear Ms. Piggy.
I broke up with Pigita the other day.
Do you want to ham around?
Pig.
DennisinSeattle almost 5 years ago
Pigita,
I just met a girl named Pigita,
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
“Hello, Pigita, because you have not responded to the messages in which I ignore you.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A doomed romance if ever there was one.
kaffekup almost 5 years ago
“Who is this again? I don’t think I know you."
Pigita
Goat almost 5 years ago
Pig and Pigita are ‘part-time lovers’.
dwane.scoty1 almost 5 years ago
Hey Pig!Drop that Swingers Club Card in mail to me, pls, You won’t be needing it!Thanx!Pigita
Chithing Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You’re making her dingy.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Note to Pig there are many fish in the ocean ….. but this is not the one … :-( … Ask Larry Croc for advise after all he is “Married With Children” … Croc Power !
Gent almost 5 years ago
Don’t worry, Pig. We’re always thinking about you. Especially when we are hungry!
Ellis97 almost 5 years ago
We all have become Pig after we lose our woman.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
PIG is an opened book….he’s lamenting for Pigita and she couldn’t care less anymore!
walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He didn’t drink enough: “Tonight the bottle let me down, and let your memory come around.”
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
changing wireless carriers
rat’s insurance counselor almost 5 years ago
i could’ve sworn they broke up ages ago…
SF Giants almost 5 years ago
It’s been one week since you looked at me…
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
She’s eating awfully light. Maybe she should Instagram her plate and show him how she’s lost her appetite without him.
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Women LOVE IT when you beg !!!!! LOL
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Pigita went to the dentist, but because of depravity he filled the wrong cavity and now Pigita is nursing her filling.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Let me know if you want me to stop thinking about you. If I don’t hear from you I’ll call.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
She didn’t block, Pig’s, number?
rswprime almost 5 years ago
cool
knight1192a almost 5 years ago
Is there a term worse than pathetic that would make pathetic seem good? Cause if so, I think Rat needs to use it in this case.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Geesh! Get over it, Pig! Pigita isn’t worth the battery charge.
Just think back to your Only True Love, Sweet Fanny….
UN-DIE SWEET FANNY!
asrialfeeple almost 5 years ago
Maybe he should try something in pig latin.