Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 23, 2019

She’s not thinking about blocking you.

Dear Ms. Piggy.

I broke up with Pigita the other day.

Do you want to ham around?

Pig.

Pigita,

I just met a girl named Pigita,

“Hello, Pigita, because you have not responded to the messages in which I ignore you.”

A doomed romance if ever there was one.

“Who is this again? I don’t think I know you."

Pigita

Pig and Pigita are ‘part-time lovers’.

Hey Pig!Drop that Swingers Club Card in mail to me, pls, You won’t be needing it!Thanx!Pigita

You’re making her dingy.

Note to Pig there are many fish in the ocean ….. but this is not the one … :-( … Ask Larry Croc for advise after all he is “Married With Children” … Croc Power !

Don’t worry, Pig. We’re always thinking about you. Especially when we are hungry!

We all have become Pig after we lose our woman.

PIG is an opened book….he’s lamenting for Pigita and she couldn’t care less anymore!

He didn’t drink enough: “Tonight the bottle let me down, and let your memory come around.”

changing wireless carriers

i could’ve sworn they broke up ages ago…

It’s been one week since you looked at me…

She’s eating awfully light. Maybe she should Instagram her plate and show him how she’s lost her appetite without him.

Women LOVE IT when you beg !!!!! LOL

Pigita went to the dentist, but because of depravity he filled the wrong cavity and now Pigita is nursing her filling.

Let me know if you want me to stop thinking about you. If I don’t hear from you I’ll call.

She didn’t block, Pig’s, number?

cool

Is there a term worse than pathetic that would make pathetic seem good? Cause if so, I think Rat needs to use it in this case.

Geesh! Get over it, Pig! Pigita isn’t worth the battery charge.

Just think back to your Only True Love, Sweet Fanny….

UN-DIE SWEET FANNY!

Maybe he should try something in pig latin.