B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 22, 2019

Does that mean David broke the law when he took on Goliath ?

Be sure to do a thorough background check. He invented the wheel, remember?

Oh, NRA! You once were sane. Now, if it flings a rock, or pushes it off a cliff, it’s good.

Since when?

Hmmm! NRA needs to go….

Only mud is thrown.

Is it just me or do these week long arcs about things that deserve a single day get really tedious?

I think he spelled it wrong. I believe is written national redneck association

It is good to set levels of standards.

So the National Rock Association doesn’t want people weaponizing rocks. I understand. Better we simply make them pets and bury them in Pet Rock Cemeteries as the respected and beloved servants of man that they are.

must be a salt rock

But, what will the NRA (National Rock Association) say about this?

An entire activist group went apoplectic when one of their members visited a salt mine. (joke. Think about it)

But it’s a single shot sling.

Hey NRA, new law says every gun sale requires obtaining it from your local FBI office and you must bring 4 forms of ID including, original birth certificate, current government issued photo-ID, current utility bill, and DNA. You will be issued a copy of your carry permit including a hologram of the barrel insides and verified firing pin location coordinates. Other rules and restrictions apply.

All we need is a good guy with a sling. Wayne LaPierre, who BTW up there homes, isn’t one of my “Betters”.

Yuck.

Actually, David’s sling vs Goliath’s sword was the equivalent in it’s day of using a .45 vs a sword today. NO close contact, quickly reloaded, and very deadly actually. “Slings and arrows of outrageous fortune” was a line that indeed defined the comparison of a pistol (sling) and rifle (longbow and arrows) of time later than David’s.

They draw the line at assault slings? They dislike microbikinis?

Too late. I posted the “Assault sling” joke in comments 2 days ago. I want writer’s compensation! ;-)