Close to Home by John McPherson for November 18, 2019

Of course i can. I notice a little alien dude with a hand saw. I am sure he let me use it.

Better dig a hole.

Bleeb will help cut down trees

Wait until she finds out there is no WiFi…might as well start packing up the car.

Wait until a bear comes along and sees that! You know what they do in the woods.

Now, all you need is a 40 foot trailer and you can tell everyone you love camping in the woods.

Tell her to take a hike!

Roughing it. No Charmin.

It’s gonna take Bleeb a while to clear the forest with a saw that small. Now, if he’d brought lightsaber tech with him, it would go through that tree like an X-wing through atmosphere…

In the woods, men have clear advantages over women for “bathroom” activities.

Not too far from the truth. Reality is a 5 gallon bucket with a toilet seat designed to fit on top (from a sporting goods store, such as Dicks). A bag of kitty liter, TP, and you’re good to go. Be sure you line the bucket with a plastic garbage bag.

just throw in the tent and be done with it.

I’ll take a trowel and the Great Outdoors over an outhouse any day.

Where’s he gonna get the water for it?

Build those walls!

I suppose that is how camper trailers came about. Some poor schlub just kept trying to make the tent a little more comfortable and pretty soon he had a trailer house.

…and bring in a flat screen TV!;o}

Clearly, no one THUNK! this through…

He’s looking a little flushed.

Campers + Sleeping bags = Bear Burritos! I guess camping is about the best thing to ever happen for the motel industry. Bleeb the Boy Scout came prepared, though!

Is that a couch?!!

roughing it?

it will be when leaves are used for tp

I have a hunting blind that would go up perfect around that. You’d have to leave the windows closed though.