Close to Home by John McPherson for November 22, 2019

I don’t think this would go over well. Bleeb is watching the proceedings.

“Nubile Noose”

Well, I do hope they change the color before it hits the shelves!!!

Is it going to be Happy Hawser next?

Let’s call it a wrap

Fit to be tied

I certainly wouldn’t be roped into buying this! I’m sticking with my Popeil Pocket Fisherman!

My favorite silly string videos are the one where they catch on fire!!! Luckily no injuries in ones I’ve seen, but SURPRISE!

What young lad wouldn’t want one of these for Xmas?

Bleeb wants no part of it

I don’t blame Bleeb for hiding behind a tree…

Take my money!

I hope that they never come out with “Bully Bullets”.

Wow, expanding silly string. If nothing else, it would be easier to clean up.

Don’t get it wet! It shrinks, and the loser ends up trapped! Bad as a boa constrictor.

May also be used for window cauck or expanding foam insulation.

Can Tedious Twine be far behind?

Sheesh, don’t give them any ideas.

He left “a dope” off the end.

Comedic cable?

They need the nail gun version “Gnarly Nails”.Now that’s a REAL mans toy! It stings a little bit, but you heal…eventually.(Welcome back Bleeb.)