Close to Home by John McPherson for November 23, 2019

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Hate to know who has to clean the grease off the machine. Bleeb looks angry for some reason.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It beats being naked.

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    jivanimark  almost 5 years ago

    WWG1WGA

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    jivanimark  almost 5 years ago

    No one going through there gets uptight.

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    roaming26-37  almost 5 years ago

    The technician with the bucket is enjoying her job, lol.

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    flatempest  almost 5 years ago

    Truly, something I do worry about.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, they’re tired of having to use the plunger all the time!

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    Nate England  almost 5 years ago

    Geez, why don’t they just make ‘em bigger?! Makes me wonder whose getting the exam here. It’s an MRI, not a colonoscopy. Did the machine have to drink a quart of Miralax yesterday?

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    jbduncan  almost 5 years ago

    Remember that show, The Crisco Kid? Heh Pancho!

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    The Machine?!

    So it’s to be torture then? I can cope with torture.

    No one withstands … The Machine!

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    iwontgiveit  almost 5 years ago

    The lady in the swimming suit has 5 fingers on her left hand and and four fingers on her right. Same with the toes on her feet. Maybe that is the reason for the test?

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That will really slow down the security lines at the airport.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wow, you gotta be pretty special to choke an MRI machine.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    When you pop up sorta golden brown you’re done.

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    comixbomix  almost 5 years ago

    Difficult to reconcile the three facial expressions…

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    1. Preheat MRI to 375°2. Place patient in (sides touching)3. Bake as directed in chart, or until golden brown.

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    DoktorScheisskopf  almost 5 years ago

    “Over there at the CAT scanner, they slather you with CATsup!”

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    So it’s a MRI and tanning booth?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I could not do that! Chickened out once already!

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 5 years ago

    last time I had an MRI I fell asleep during the scan, squeezed the panic bulb in my sleep and then the technicians started to panic because I wasn’t responding to their question if I was all right because I couldn’t hear them due to the ear plugs they make you wear. I get way too relaxed in those machines.

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    James Lindley Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    My shoulders wouldn’t fit into the tube. The open MRI is much better.

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