Monty by Jim Meddick for December 22, 2019

Ah, Master Sedgwick & all his expected excesses. You just have to love this character (there’s a lot of them out there).

I thought Sedgy was going to say that one of the fixtures in the WC was not working properly.

They should have frosted the door shut while he was in there.

I know where I’d like to shove that icing-nozzle…

So Hansel and Gretl’s witch now works in the kitchen?

We should draft Sedgwick Nuttingham III to run for president, the only person who could beat Donald at his own game

Licorice is a flavor, not a type of candy. There is no such thing as cherry licorice.

I thought it was an outhouse.

“That’s what it’s there for, sir. To be ‘replaced’…”

The hell with the house, I want the rocking horse!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

He’s eating them out of house and home…

According to the FDA consumer update, issued in October 2017, consuming the glycyrrhizin found in licorice may prompt potassium levels in the body to decline, which may lead to issues including abnormal heart rate, high blood pressure, edema, lethargy and even congestive heart failure.

I love it! But how did the little blighter get up to the skylight?

Sedgie’s riding habit is quite chic, what? But his eating of the skylight in the Great Room of the gingerbread mini-mansion is infra dig, what?

I say!

Hang in there, Jarvis and Kitchen Staff!

5, no 6 words, Red Vines Original Red Licorice Twists

what about the toilet?

Just because a million people agree on something doesn’t mean they are correct.